I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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