Only a mothe r could love this liver
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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