Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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