the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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