you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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