I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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