I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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