But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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