so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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