Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Randomize