I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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