Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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