those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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