He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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