forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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