"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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