Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Boobs speak an international language.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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