You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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