I'm laying in your front yard are you home
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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