Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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