i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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