Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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