You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
