i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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