it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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