...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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