Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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