we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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