Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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