So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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