The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
