Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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