last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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