no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize