Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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