Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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