Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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