Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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