I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
