Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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