Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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