Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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