dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.