It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.