weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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