Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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