They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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