i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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