OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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