school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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