He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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