I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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