so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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