it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i believe in u and ur pee
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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