She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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