matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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