I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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