I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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