I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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