I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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