If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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