i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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