Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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