I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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