gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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